If you’re insane enough to be reading this, then you probably have a sinking suspicion that you don’t need to. And you’re probably right. Except I think you should stay anyway. I might not be a supergenius or a hilarious comedic, but I think I have something to offer. As such, I want you to judge me on what I post here, not who I am. Because that’s germane to the discussion. With that said, here are some of my creds:

• Rising Senior in High School
• Trumpeter, Flugelhorn player
• Bassist, Guitarist, Singer
• Apple Enthusiast
• Aspiring Developer
• Writer
• Cynic and Pundit

With that out of the way, let’s get started!